Slicer can't stand pseudoscience - whether it's in the context of hair "nutrients," homeopathy, or "healthy" foods. He reckons we're pretty well designed to handle most natural dietary products that we've a taste for - including MEAT!
He figures there are a few things that are hard to beat for a snack lunch - bacon sarnies and chip butties are among them. But if you're one of those who is angst-ridden over what to shove between your two slices of Slimcea, here's a little flow-chart you can stick on your fridge to get you past the angst
Anyway, you could have always compensated for what's in the sarnie by choosing carefully what's on the outside. Feel free to join in if you can remember the tune:
"Show them (show them) you’re a Slimcea girl,
Show them the slim life you’re living,
Look at the glances they’re giving,
Show them you’re a Slimcea girl.
It’s tasty bread all right —
Slimcea’s good and light,
Show them (show them) you’re a Slimcea girl!"
Maybe you're more of a Nimble boy/girl than a Slimcea one. If so, here's some more nostalgia fer ya.
Joanna had a life before Ab Fab y'know. No, I'm not thinking of Purdy...
Slicer presents his evidence that it was all hot air...
But Slicer couldn't leave the bread theme without pointing out that Springsteen's E Street Band had a truly awful attempt at competition from a very, er, young Paul Young and his outfit "Streetband."
Slicer couldn't possibly end a post with such ear-offending stuff.
So he decided to leave you with the guy who's best known for putting meat and bread together. As the man sings: "You were lickin' your lips..."
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